methimatics:

kayleyhyde:
We all know that feeling, vending machine

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(via closethediddlydarndoor)

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

image

(via closethediddlydarndoor)

cyberthug13:

girl: i fukin hate you

me: image

(via africandad)

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: a-greek-goddess, via katoxox)

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